How I lost all my photo gear in Italy

The Nomatic orange pack was full of essentials—some $7,200 worth of drone, laptop, extra phones, solid state drives, microphones, GoPros, Insta360, plus all the charging cables and European power adapters. Everything I needed to be able to write stuff like this, and have access to essential directions to get myself around in a foreign country, and communicate with others. (The incredible Translate app!)

And it was the taxi driver’s fault.

Let me tell you what happened, and keep reading all the way to the end, because there’s a funny coda involving my wife Ruth as well.

The taxi met us at 7:30 in Palermo at our B&B (Bed and Breakfast Cannoli, a fine establishment, though they don’t actually serve any cannoli) to take us to the bus station for our next stop in Siracusa, and there are only two scheduled departures a day—at 8 a.m. and 1 p.m.

The cabbie pulled up and double parked. A woman in the car behind behind him couldn’t pass and immediately started screaming at him like he’d murdered her baby—and he screamed back. I don’t speak Italian, but it was just like something you might see in an Italian movie. It went on for quite a while, or at least so it seemed.

He then opened his trunk, and began reaching for our bags, continuing to yell at the woman all the while. He wanted to put them in the back of his crowded car himself. Fine, I thought, and took my place in the back seat. He threw the bags in the trunk and we took off.

(MOVIE CLUE: SMELL A PROBLEM YET?)

In five minutes, he weaved his way expertly through traffic and we arrived at the train station. “Twenty euro,” he said. When he opened his trunk there were our two suitcases, my tripod and only one backpack, Ruth’s.

Mine was nowhere to be found. Horror as we realized that the orange backpack wasn’t there.

I demanded that he drive back to the B&B immediately, but he didn’t understand and wanted to be paid. I typed “drive back!” into Google Translate, and he got the message.

As he navigated his way through what was now Only in Italy early morning gridlock, with everyone seemingly honking horns, scooters coming at us from every direction, drivers weaving in and out of lanes, zipping through red lights and passengers taking their lives in their hands on the streets of Palermo, I braced for the worst.

After all, just the day before, Ruth had ordered a Croissant from a cafe, ate half of it, stood up to take a photo and walked a few yards away. Within seconds, a man came right over and snatched the remains off the table and put it in his mouth, as I was sitting right there.

My backpack didn’t stand a chance!

There’s a recent story about a photographer visiting Italy who stowed his gear bag (with $16,000 worth of stuff) on a train along with other luggage and took his seat, and then never saw his bag again. It was lifted by a trio of gear snatchers. The comments to his video had many people talking of similar experiences in Italy.

My bag was a goner. I knew it.

But as we finally arrived back outside the B&B, there was actually a storybook ending. The backpack had been pulled off the road and propped neatly against the wall, as two kind gents waited there, apparently certain that the owner would return for it. They were grinning with joy as we pulled up.

I was delirious.

We tipped them 15 Euro for their troubles, just what Ruth happened to have on hand, and dashed back to the station, where we ended up missing our bus by 60 seconds. (And the cabbie charged 60 euros for driving there, back and back again.)

But which would you rather do? Lose your laptop or miss a bus?

Moral: never let a cab driver in another country put your gear bag in the trunk. Hold it in your lap the entire time!

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