This Photo of Trump is Hilarious - And Why An Ultrawide Lens Might Not Be Your Best Choice

I came across this photo of US President Donald Trump today and I laughed so hard coffee was coming out of my nose.

Here we have the most powerful man in the world, surrounded by an entire squad of beefy manly dudes, and Trump looks like a tiny little muppet in the middle.

You’d think that a guy with a thing about the size of his tiny hands and a tough-guy caricature to maintain wouldn’t want to look like a helpless tiny Benjamin Button…yet this is the photo he (or his best people) liked enough to post as his Twitter banner.

OK – I know American politics are a little nutty – so as a community of photographers, lets just take a moment to analyse why Trump looks so funny in this photo, and how you can avoid it.

Never Use An Ultra Wide Angle Lens “To Get It All In”!

I’m American light (Canadian), so please excuse me if I’m wrong, but this photo looks like it was taken at the White House in the Oval Office with Trump seated at his desk and a group of 80 men surrounding him (by my count anyway).

If you’ve ever had a bridezilla insist that you have to get a group photo of her entire extended family twice removed, you can understand what kind of hell the photographer was going through.

Now I’ve never been to the White House (although fun fact: we did burn it down in the War of 1812), but judging from my experience binge watching House of Cards (and this fisheye Wikimedia photo), the Oval Office is not a big room.

Wikimedia Commons – US Government File Photo

Looking at the photo in Trump’s Twitter banner, we can see that we have a row of men in line with the front of Trump’s desk stretching across the entire width of the room, with a large grouping in line behind them, and a small grouping of eight men in front of the desk.

By the looks of it, the photographer is standing on a couch, likely as far back as he can get before he hits the rear wall.

In order to quickly photograph a grouping this large in a setting this small, the only option the photographer has is to resort to an extreme wide angle lens – something in the range of 11 to 14mm by my eye.

You can see the wide angle lens distortion in the arms of the couch the photographer is standing on, and the angle of the vertical lines of the windows.

In this photo, Trump is maybe six to eight feet behind the guys in the front row. If you were shooting this at 35mm or maybe even 24mm, you probably wouldn’t notice. But when you’re at the ultra wide angle range – the amount of foreshortening (exaggeration of the size of the foreground relative to the background) leaves the most important person in the image (presumably Trump not the good looking guy front row, second from the left) looking like he is physically a fraction of the size of the guys closer to the camera.

The fact that he is sitting at his desk compounds the problem, because instead of simply being in the second row, he is the full width of his desk and his chair further away.

As a fellow photographer, I have to sympathize with the photographer to was forced into this situation and expected to magically produce an amazing group photo of 80 people in a tiny office.

I can almost hear the discussion with the White House PR staff:

White House PR Staff: “Ummmm, Mr. Trump has a tee time with President Snow, Lord Voldemort and Sauron in 5 minutes…you need to get this done now.”

Photographer: “Right….well…OK everyone, cut the chit-chat and lets all just get in a row around the President…hey could I get a few of you to maybe kneel up front here…”

White House PR Staff: “Ya, that’s looking good…how about a little more diversity up front there…ya that’s perfect…”

Photographer: “Uhhhhh ya, I can’t quite fit everyone in, hang on, I need an extreme ultra wide to get it all in the frame *pulls out Canon EF 11-24mm f/4*, right, is it OK if I just back up and stand on this couch – it’s not a historic couch right?”

White House PR Staff: “You’ve got 30 seconds before you’re deported to Norway.”

Photographer: “OK, OK…well remember, if you can’t see the camera, you won’t be in the photo…OK on three”

Group of Dudes: “WAIT – where’s Forest? Oh, Forest, he had to pee – I think he went to the bathroom. Ya, he’ll be back in a minute. Oh no, there he is, he’s just getting a selfie with Hannity behind the secret bookcase…yo Forest, get your ass in here or you’re not going to be in the photo with the Prez.”

White House PR Staff: “3…2…1…”

Photographer: “SNAP…OK, OK, I got it, we’re good, thanks everyone, OK, there’s a decanter of scotch around here somewhere right?

White House PR Staff: “Sure, TRUMP Scotland single malt.”

Photographer: “Errrrr, ya, OK well, I’m sure the President is really going to love this photo, I’ll let you know when the proofs are ready.”

Options For Working With Large Groups

Large group photos never look good and they are always a royal (presidential?) pain in the a$$ to wrangle people into place – so your best option is to just say no.

Smaller groupings in multiple photos are always a much better option.

If you have no choice due to time (or your client’s insistence) and you do have to photograph a single large group, try to stand as far away as space will permit and use a longer lens (usually not a problem if you can move everyone outdoors).

If you’re stuck in a small room and have absolutely no choice, at least move the most important person in the photo to the front.

In this case, the President could have been standing in front of his desk with the front row kneeling in front. Of course, if you are dealing with a portly gentleman, you do also have to consider that the same foreshortening effect may exaggerate his girth if he is the closest person to the camera.

Is This Photo of Trump as Hilarious As I Think It Is?

To be honest, I can’t tell if the photographer was deliberately trolling Trump (as with Nadav Kander‘s image of Donald Trump for Time Magazine: Trump Trolled By Time – A Photographic Deconstruction of the Man of the Year 2016 Cover), or if they were just making due with a bad idea in the wrong location with an ornery client.

Either way, I think that Trump looks absolutely ridiculous in this photo, especially with his known size insecurities – it’s hard to believe that the photographer didn’t make a deliberate choice to portrait Trump as a sad little boy surrounded by men.

The fact that somebody at the White House (maybe even Trump himself), thought that this photo would make the perfect banner for Trump’s twitter account makes the joke even that much funnier.

I guess maybe they were just happy that someone actually showed up to meet with him?

But what do you think?

Am I just projecting my snowflake bias onto the President (are we still using snowflake? I don’t follow American right/left flame wars that closely, so please update with whatever derogatory name is current).

Or is the symbolism just too perfect to be a coincidence?

What do you think the photographer’s intention was with this image?

Please leave a comment below and share your thoughts! (also, please dont make this about politics, this is about lens selection)

John Skinner

I’m thinking you’re either a little over the top with this description, or, you’re takin the piss.

Other than Trump being too far back in this photo, and, poor placement of the people as a whole, a wide-angle lens brings a different look than traditional fields of view. Especially in editorial images. In a world flooded by iPhone crap and any guy with a camera… a solid piece of glass such as a 14-24 f/2.8 has a place in any working image makers bag. There are of course post work that can also be done to mitigate the overall effect of these images, but why?

I’m certainly not saying this is a good or strong image. But in as much as the optics used.. that factor was fine by choice.

I don’t agree with any of this article whatsoever.
- Patrick Österlund
  
  It’s still a hilarious photo. Trump looks like a baby among giants. But I guess you voted for the guy.
  - bialybor
    
    I don’t see anything ‘hilarious’! You must be easy to please in the ‘funny’ department! The photo is just ‘bad idea’ on display, rather that ‘hilarious’!
Wouter Anquer

If this article was any more biased it would be a European football referee…
- soul68
  
  Cry more.
Dunja0712

At first I didn’t notice what’s wrong (probably because there are too many people in the photo)… But when I realized… I laughed so hard. :)
Matt Owen

I have friends in Norway and spent some time there, being deported there would not be much of a punishment. Some of the best landscapes on the planet.
- JP Danko
  
  Not to mention: healthcare, education, life expectancy, crime rates, standard of living…definitely not a shithole country ;)
Randomname88

I giggled when I read this
Kambis

A lomography spinner camera would have done a good job in such a situation.
g_disqus

I think it is just low level of proffesionality
Ree Fungorio’s Baizuo Ball

I always look to diyphotography to get my fill of childish, factless and ignorant political takes. Thanks! Great job!
Linda Smith

I think it’s a perfect depiction of our “clown-in-chief”.
- Phil Temmer
  
  That’s demeaning to clowns, who are just innocent entertainers and do not try to hurt anyone.
  But I can’t disagree with Robert DeNiro:
  
  LOWLIFE -IN-CHIEF
  http://www.newsweek.com/robert-deniro-trump-mad-man-lowlife-tribeca-2018-893154
Trino Pam

This is not that funny…
You wasted your coffee.🙄
Strideo

Canada claiming to have burned the White House in the War of 1812 is analogous to the United States claiming to have won the French and Indian War (the US didn’t yet exist as a nation in the 1750’s much like Canada wasn’t an independent nation in the early 1800’s). A British force led by Major General Robert Ross burned down the White House.

But even if you want to claim it as a victory for the Canadian people I wouldn’t be too proud of the sack of a largely undeveloped and undefended town after giving up on the capture of Boston because it was too hard to actually capture a city with real defenses.

Now the US invasion of Canadian territory in the War of 1812. That was an embarrassment to the US and after some of the destruction wrought by American forces some on the British side felt that the burning of buildings in Washington was justified in revenge.
- JP Danko
  
  As long as the Queen is on the money, we get to take credit for the accomplishments of the Empire ;)
  - Paula R. Stiles
    
    Only so long as you give up the “Mean, big, scary bully U.S. invaded puir, widdle, defenseless Canada” defense for burning D.C. in the first place.
    
    By the way, Vermont just called. They wanted to know if you’d like your fleet back. Much of it is still rotting on the bottom of Lake Champlain.
    
    I agree about the unintended subtext concerning our Loser in Chief, though. That is pretty funny.
    - JP Danko
      
      I’ve been to Vermont a few times – gorgeous state, great people, so I’ll ya what: if Vermont wants out, we’d be more than happy to take it in. Why not bring the neighbors and the entire north-east. California can come too. ;)
      - Paula R. Stiles
        
        I don’t think Vermont’s going to want to join Quebec any time soon. Nice try, though.
        
        About the fleet, you guys still want it or are you done feeling victim-y?
Player99

I found it funny.
Meredith Cooper

JP…. as a fellow Canuck, I find your article hilarious and spot-on. Personally, I think the photographer really captured the lowlife-in-chief’s…..erm, the President’s… true stature!
bialybor

“…little muppet in the middle………with a thing about the size of his tiny hands… “! Trump is on the tall side and his hands aren’t tiny, it’s also not him who has “a thing about his hands”! …… I stopped reading after that! Propaganda! And yes, the photo is badly ‘arranged’ – blame the photographer and leave Trump alone!
- Cimmeria
  
  Poor dear don’t cry.
Howard Artom

and you actually sat down and spent time writing this? Trump must be doing pretty good for his foes to criticize the lenses used in photos
Mr Pockets

Wow is this really a f—n stupid, ignorant article. It’s also insulting, apprehensive and disrespectful.
Mr Pockets

You see Mr. Socialist, our President is honoring our Military. Try and show a little respect, asshole.
Georgia Peach

Maybe it’s my untrained eye but I don’t really see anything funny about it. It’s just all perspective. The guys in front look huge but the guys next to Trump or behind him don’t look much different than him. I doubt anyone expects a lazy 70-something year old to look like these guys who train every day. It’s nice to see a president give a little credit to the military though so I personally hope no one takes the pic down because some Canadian’s mind (and coffee apparently) automatically went to Trump’s d!(k.
Bipin Gupta

This advice is NOT Correct – that is Do NOT use a super/ultra wide angle lens for group photos. Appears that this group photo is the handiwork of an inept / useless PRO Photographer who has made the President look like a “Tiny Muppet”. OK so what should you do? Simple! Bring that important person up close in the center of the first row. Now you have a perfect group shot and problem solved. Please share your views my Photographer friends as I am just an OK amateur.
Vic Rivera

It’s unfortunate that this was tainted by a disrespectful, unprofessional tone.