What Do You Get When You Cross...?
The following idea kinda reminds me of what do you get when you cross kinda jokes. You know, like: What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? An animal that can milk itself. Or what do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
You get a suction cup tripod flash lightstand thingy. Yay!
All it takes is a suction cup handle and a nut. (But don't say this out or context, it will sound weird).
While you are at it, check out the other cool gizmos from Uwe Mayer DIY set This guy is a DIY Ninja!